where am I again?

A very interesting article on CNN on Friday featured some insights on forgetfulness. Some highlights that I liked:

• There was Colliding-Planets Syndrome, which occurs when you fail to grasp, until too late, that you've scheduled a child's orthodontist appointment in the suburbs for the same hour as a business meeting in the city.


• Quick-Who-Is-She Dysfunction surfaces when you are face-to-face with someone whose name stubbornly refuses to come to mind.


• What-Am-I-Doing-Here Paranoia leaves you standing empty-handed in a doorway, trying to figure out what you've come for.


• The Damn-It-They-Were-Just-in-My-Hand Affliction leads to panicky moments spent looking for your favorite new sunglasses, when all the while they're on top of your head.


• And Wrong-Vessel Disorder results in placing the ice cream in the pantry rather than the freezer.

So, the idea I had was the absent-minded ward of a nursing home with these traits. Thoughts?